So, you’ve decided that meditation is the thing that’s going to cure all your ailments — your stress, your lack of focus, your tendency to mistake your cellphone for a bar of soap. Well, you’ve come to the right place, my Zen-seeking friend. Brace yourself for enlightenment, or at least…

The Internet: that magical place where you can go from scrolling through memes to becoming a millionaire — sometimes even without lifting a finger (or so they say). Tired of being a mere mortal who has to work a 9-to-5 to pay rent? Great news! …

Can You Be Happy All The Time? Who needs roller coasters or thrill rides when we can just be endlessly, unrelentingly happy all the time? Imagine a world without valleys in our moods, just an eternal peak of ecstatic joy. Sound exhausting? Well, let’s humor the idea for a moment…

So, you think you might be in love? Well, brace yourself because, in the grand tradition of all things complex and confounding, recognizing true love is right up there with solving quantum physics or understanding why cats suddenly decide 3 am is the optimal time for a solo concert. Love…

So, you want to become a freelancer? Ah, the glamorous life of setting your own hours, working in pajamas, and inevitably becoming best friends with your postman because he’s the only human contact you’ll have for days on end. Well, pull up a chair, because I’m about to reveal the…

Oh, suffering. It’s what brings spice to our otherwise mundane existence. Because let’s face it, what would life be without the occasional stubbed toe, heartbreak, or existential dread? I mean, how boring would it be if we just danced through fields of daisies, singing and holding hands with our loved…

Why do we sleep? I mean, really, haven’t we as a species evolved enough to kick this habit to the curb? We’ve put men on the moon, invented smartphones that can calculate the square root of 9736 in a split second, and yet we still can’t outsmart our own need…

Are you tired of the greasy, cardboard-flavored travesty that passes for pizza at your local fast-food joint? Do you long for a dining experience that’s at least one step above “I guess it’s edible”? Well, today’s your lucky day, my friend. …

Ladies and gentlemen, please gather around, for I am about to unravel the mysteries of existence that have baffled the greatest minds in history. Philosophers, scientists, and your uncle who spends too much time reading conspiracy theories, you might want to take notes. We shall embark on a quest for…